I went to the beach in Barcelona with three Australians from the hostel. These two pictures pretty much sum up the hilarity of the beaches there. This is a place where you can get a mojito from a guy making it out of his backpack, beer from random guys selling it, and a 20 minute Thai leg massage for 5 euros (the latter which I capitalized on after a long day of walking around!)
Guy standing for at least 20 minutes in full suit and briefcase on cell phone before changing into his speedo:

Old guy air drying his trunks and looking like a statue for at least 30 minutes: