Sunday, September 11, 2011

Addis Ababa: Chaos


My first trip to Africa and hadn’t a clue what to expect except the hammered out visions from movies and documentaries about AIDS and poverty. Addis Ababa is definitely the most chaotic place I have been. I have seen no working stop lights or stop signs in the entire city. The few intersections that physically have stop lights, they look like they have been off for a few years. Somehow, traffic moves on in spite of this. The minibuses have guys hanging out the side window (or door open occasionally) yelling the destination to everyone walking by. Most roads don’t have lane lines on them, so just try to find an open space or gap and drive in it. That includes humans, and sometimes donkeys or goats, all mixed in the roads. Cross the street anywhere you please like everyone does, but be a little cautious. Well, some people just walk in between the vehicles. Some streets have no or broken street lamps, which at night makes a dangerous mix of too many people and cars. The taxis, minibuses (and occasional full size bus), are definitely mostly Russian Ladas from the 60s-80s, struggling to make it through each day and full of squeaks and loud noises. They pack those things in too. Usually they have a legitimate 12 seats, but you’ll mostly find 17 or 18 including the guy that stands in the doorway and yells at people. My favorite seat is on top of the wheel-well, on which is placed a piece of plywood that you squat on, which I have enjoyed several times. Better yet was a plastic gas can with a pillow on top of it in the middle of the aisle. You must be a joker if you mention the word seatbelt. On the plus side, you’ll get to cross town for around 15 to 50 cents, which might amount to 30 minutes to 1 hour of driving depending upon traffic.

My view on the 5 cent bus atop the plastic gas can seat:


Guy hanging out window yelling. Note the nice wooden bench seat mounted to the wheel well, good for at least 2-3 people:


And forget about any modern looking buildings. Everything looks worn or has age. Buildings on main streets are fine (not for those who are into upscale, posh, or new things), but step onto the side roads and you’ll find shantier looking businesses and houses with steel corrugated roofs and dirt roads. Many sidewalks might be dirt or at least have patches of dirt of broken pavement (creating a nice demand for shoe shiners!). Every once in awhile, the main roads have some construction areas and it turns into a dirt road and traffic grinds to a halt (the amount of honking and the different sounds the horns make are hilarious). It’s like a cartoon of sounds. Or, if the road has a center divider (filled with dirt) look out, because you’ll probably see people sleeping in it. Maybe washing their feet and legs or face with a water bottle. And for the most part, boil your water from the regular tap before you drink it. Restaurants have good tap water, though, it must be filtered, and I drank it plenty of times. You can see people carrying just about anything on their shoulders or heads. And guys lined up on the sidewalk with their wooden stools and water buckets ready to shine people shoes. Why wouldn’t they though, a necessary profession with all the dirt around. Also, please pee anywhere if you are a guy. In short, it feels like anything goes in this city. But I quite enjoy it.

There are at least 10 people in the back of that truck, loaded up top, and a guy standing on the roof (in Mercato):


A guy carrying something in Mercato, the biggest market in Africa:


In contrast with Sweden, where everything is easy, drivers stop 5 feet before the line when they see you, and nobody would touch you with a 10 foot pole, here, you must pay attention. If not, chances are you will bump into someone or something on the street, or get hit by a vehicle (or a donkey, or a dude carrying something really, really heavy really fast that just won’t stop because he’s got all his momentum going). As chaotic as the city is, it is the only African capital built as they say completely by the hands and with the money of only Ethiopians. And internet access isn’t the best here. Forget about wireless in a hotel unless it is the Sheraton (or possibly a hostel geared for westerners), or the majority of coffee shops. But for 5 dollars or less a night, who can expect internet. It’s mostly dial-up or broadband internet cafes. However, one day, for example, the internet was out in an entire part of the city, leaving all internet cafes without access. And for prices, you can eat a meal for three for only a few dollars! Shine your shoes for 10 cents. Pure leather hand made dress shoes for 12 dollars (minimum $100 in US). And nothing goes without negotiating! Being a foreigner, they triple or quadruple the price. So just impressively lowball their first offer by about 75% and they’ll settle for 50% the original offer.

Successful negotiation in Mercato :


With all that said, it would be wrong to say this place doesn’t have incredibly rich culture. Over 80 languages are spoken. An incredible food culture is here, partly due to Ethiopian having never been colonized. They say coffee was first made here, in the southeast, and the coffee is damn good (and normally they are roasting the beans in a pan and grinding it by hand). There is an incredible coffee ceremony always for guests and friends, consisting of a long drawn out roasting of the beans over charcoal and making the coffee and drinking three cups.The world’s oldest skeleton was found here. Still there are plenty of indigenous cultures. The clothes you see people wearing vary incredibly in colors and style and are sometimes just cultural, sometimes religious. Speaking of religion, it seems that most people are believers. 46% Christian, 35% Muslim, a Jewish population, plus local religions. Culturally, like in India, it is common for men to walk down the street holding hands or with their arms around each other. Most things are still done by hand. Farming also…. 80% is done the old school way (ox and plow and manual hand tools) and without pesticides and chemicals (which is why I believe the bananas I have had here, smaller than the ‘average’ banana, are the most incredible tasting bananas I have ever eaten. Even if it’s brown on the outside, it’s probably still perfect on the inside). Anyways, it’s an awesome place (and I can’t say I feel that unsafe even if I am stared at by everyone that I walk by like a tourist attraction for having white skin!).

Hand washing:
Netsanet tries his hand at roasting the beans (though not considered much of a man's thing here...)

Grinding the roasted beans by hand:


Coffee Ceremony:

My lovely hotel phone:


Coffeeeeeee time:

My first Ethiopian coffee:
Getting shoes cleaned:



Donkey traffic:

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The tailors of Istanbul & Ethiopia

I got a hole in my jeans in Istanbul, and needless to say, I didn't feel like purchasing a new pair as I have a few in storage in the Netherlands.

That kicked off a great 30 minute hunt through the old bazaar in Istanbul to find a tailor. After visiting several wedding shops and getting turned down, we were lead (after asking 5 or 6 people) through some narrow side street clothes stalls and then through some even narrower shops, to a passageway leading to a stairwell, up 3 or 4 narrow anonymous flights of stairs, and a to a small corner shop with a tailor. 5 minutes and 1 dollar later, brand new jeans!

I got another hole in my jeans in Ethiopia. Being a bum, I fixed them again. for 5 cents!

Ethiopian tailor in a muddy, outdoor market, fixing it on the spot:


Looking for a tailor in Istanbul:


Modelling my Turkish replacement pants:


On the job:

Monday, September 5, 2011

Minivan Corn

During a 30 second stop on the trip from Bahir Dar to Gondar in a very tiny town, Nestanet's wife cracked open the back window of the van to buy a piece of grilled corn. About 6 or 7 children's hands immediately pushed their way into the tiny opening, all placing their corn into the window, vying for their chance to sell a piece.

The corn? In general, grilled so long that it was chewy enough to make my jaw sore from only eating 1/3 of a whole ear of corn.


Friday, September 2, 2011

Religious Ethiopia

One thing I was not expecting to experience in Ethiopia was the devotion and dediction to religions here.



My friend lives a few blocks from an Orthodox church in Bahir Dar. Every morning people come flooding out of it for at least half an hour, all dressed in white, like an exodus.

They live on the 5th floor of an apartment building. Every day, individual men from the church come by. They stop at each apartment on each floor and just wait outside, saying/singing some religious thing, until the people tell them to go away. This can happen 5 or 10 times a day. Picture a kid or man with a big walking stick, wearing his green blanket over his shoulders, in shorts and sandals, and kind of monotonously singing/talking like a zombie on the balcony some religious stuff until you acknowledge them at the doorway and tell them to get lost. They are even speaking in another language that nobody understands (kind of like if Latin was still used instead of English in the Catholic Church in US). And they come back EVERY day, making the trek up 5 flights of stairs to stand outside the door. I don’t understand the persistence of these people. If you get a no 100 times, how is the 101st time going to work? If I was the converter dude, with my brain as it functions now, at that point I would logically focus my efforts on bugging new people.

30 minute exodus from church:


This part of Ethiopia is Coptic Orthodox, but another region is Protestant, and another Muslim. Though, a different type of Orthodox from Russian/Greek/Serbian etc. If you take the Protestants & Orthodox then Christians have a majority in Ethiopia, around 45%. Here, all the taxi drivers and bus drivers have crosses and pictures of Jesus and Mary in their dashboards. Speaking of crosses, it is interesting that each city/region has a different design of the cross. Many times they are molded of metal and very intricate. And a few houses I have been into, the basic decorations on each wall were crosses, photos of Mary and Jesus, and phrases about Jesus and God, etc. With most people for sure there is a prayer before each meal (I got used to it haha, it is fine thoughm, I just thought nice thoughts for a bit). Though I can't close my eyes as hard as some of these people when they pray. And in several situations I have been present amongst conversations about how great God is and how God has saved and provided etc. These were in Amaric but Netsanet gave me the gist of the conversations. And then they ask me about my religion, and I just say I’m Catholic which appeases them, and try to end it there so I don’t have to actually talk about it because they’d probably think I’m a freak.

A common room(whole house in this case) with several images of Jesus and Mary on one wall:

This is actually a massive migration of people going to the local Orthodox Church for a funeral. Popular guy?



I do recall one conversation with a very nice Ethiopian business man I met on a day trip to the monasteries in Lake Tana. He was actually liberal by Ethiopian standards and definitely a motor mouth. We spoke about politics in the US and things such as Libya and Syria, and I can say we agreed in most areas. When we visited the monasteries, although a practicing Orthodox, he concluded that the people holed up on these islands were living a hellish lifestyle, devoting themselves to God and living with literally absolutely nothing but some religious texts for the rest of their lives. Now, when we got to talking about religion, he asked why many people in the West don’t believe in anything. A question that is not easy to answer I guess. And then he started asking me about marriage, and why it is ok in the West for people to get married, which he proclaimed was like working for the devil. Not being one to enjoy arguments about these kinds of sensitive things, I just kind of said I don’t really agree and changed the topic.

There is also a city called Harar in the eastern part of Ethiopia. It is a very historical site which I did not get to visit. However, within this walled city, there are something like over 80 or 90 mosques. The south of Ethiopia is primarily Protestant. In the capital, however, you can find a big mix of everyone. For example on a minibus will see people wearing traditional Coptic clergy garb next to a lady in which only here eyes are visible.

Another interesting thing I saw was that it is extremely common for Orthodox Christians here to fast Wednesdays and Fridays until the mid-afternoon. And sometimes, on these days, it is common to not eat any meat for dinner. So at restaurants there are particular entrees for those that are fasting, most commonly a dish with mashed lentils called Shiro, taken with injera bread.

In summary, the Ethiopia I observed seemed to be quite religious when compared with Western countries.